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woman inspires us

Posted in Kenangan by daengrusle on June 28, 2006

I got an email from my best friend this morning, she send me some funny quotes about woman and marriage. It makes me laugh…thanks..

1.I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.(David Bissonette)
2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.(Socrates)
4. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. (Dumas)
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want? (Sigmund Freud)
5. I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.(Anonymous)
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” (Henry Youngman)
6. “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” (Sam Kinison)
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” (James Holt McGavran)
7. “I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” (Patrick Murray)
8. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
(Nash)
9. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… (Anonymous)
10. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. (Henny Youngman)
11. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
12. A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. (Milton Berle)
13. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. (Anonymous)
14. A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” (Anonymous)
15. First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” <br/ >Second Guy “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

gimana, lucu kan…:)

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  1. rara said, on June 29, 2006 at 8:53 am

    hayah.. di mana2 kok lagi hobi ngomongin kawinan sih heuhehehehe..
    tawwa kulit barunya..

  2. deen said, on June 30, 2006 at 4:55 am

    First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
    My Comment:Lho??Maksut lo??
    Huahaha…menurutku poin yg paling lucu.. 😀

  3. rhiena said, on July 3, 2006 at 11:35 am

    Ini k Rusle melanggar kesetaraan gender mi sede’ cewek terus yg jadi objek. Antakamma kabarata k? Btw sy suka yg ini :
    “Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. (Dumas)
    The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?”
    Sering sekali kayaknya suamiku bilang gitu kalo lagi ngambekka hahaha


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